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Two men are sitting in a plane, both from food companies. One is an American and the other is a New Zealander.
American: “Oh yeah, we’re big in food alright. We do frozen food, processed food, canned food, pet food – you know, you’re cat and dog food - refried, whatever way you like it. What did you say you did again?”
New Zealander – “Seafood.”
American – “Oh yeah. We do that too! I think… no, I’m sure we do. You’re from New Zealand, right? ... Oh whatever, we do sauces, we do spices, we do…”
Voiceover – “At Sealord we do one thing and we do it well. Sealord means seafood.”
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Lenny Henry (from Chef!, played by Gareth Blackstock): “No vegetable leaves this kitchen ‘till it has reached the required standard. Now, where is the New Zealand Butter, the purest, most natural compliment with our…”
Assistant – “I’m not sure chef.”
Henry – “Not … sure? … No one breathes until this butter has been found. Hunt it! This asparagus has thirty seconds to live.”
“Hopeless!"
Removes hat from table to discover butter.
“Ah, perfect. Butter show be that temperature.”
Voiceover – “It tastes a lot better with a little butter.”
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1995, USA
Involves horses playing football through computer animation. Gridiron never got this weird, using power poles as goal posts!
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USA
“When I snap any fingers you will act like a chicken.”
The person acts like a chicken, but still eats the Kit-Kat.
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UK
Dancing mouse with hoop.
"Thank you, I’ll just stick with my chocolate bar."
Voiceover: "All Bubble, No Squeak."
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Country, United Kingdom - Scotland
An old man drinks a beer and the man doesn't want any any more.
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