Synopsis

In his mind and his mind alone, Johnny is a real lady’s man. Through copious amounts of hair jell and weight training Johnny achieves an appearance he believes ladies will find supremely attractive. Unfortunately, his muscles prove nothing against the strong ‘hot chicks’ he approaches.

Johnny has, on at least one occasion, expressed his love for one woman who always loves him and is always willing to forgive him. That woman is his mother, who always stands up for him and believes he deserves the best.

A girl-obsessed guy who cannot date shouldn’t find anything worse, but with his friends Carl and Suzie annoying him and his favorite brand of hair jell sometimes running out of stock, he feels grateful for anything.